Give me some condoms and an Aspirin
Because I have a headache
The head that relies on the neck to hold it high in moments of stimulation needs some assistance. Why, you may ask? Simply because the world has developed into a shooter and not a creamer. To ejaculate spit from the hole on the head is an international symbol of disrespect. To shoot a man in the back is considered a cowardly move. Across the world the question is no longer asked whether or not cream or sugar is desired for one’s tea. We ask, who shot who, where, when, and how.
Give me some condoms and an Aspirin
Because my head hurts
This shaft of mine can’t support the weight of all the BS my head has to endure. The pressure is boiling, building, bulging out of me! The only way to protect against the STD’s of life is to wrap it up. Then again, that is proven to only work 85% of the time.
Give me some condoms and an Aspirin
Because my head hurts…
